Friday, December 31, 2010
How to fix a car dent
Break.com have posted a video showing how you can fix a car dent using a hair dryer and a can of compressed air.
Damn you auto correct!!!
For all of you iPhone users, I'm sure you've run into this with the autocorrect feature when sending out a text. More at damnyouautocorrect.com
The Purina Diet
I have a Great Dane, and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. I mentioned that I probably shouldn't be going on it again because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. I told her that I'd lost 50 pounds, but I ended up waking up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the way that it works is to fill your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, and since I'd had success I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was now listening intently to my story. Somewhat horrified, the woman asked me if I poisoned myself by eating too much dog food. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car had hit me.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the way that it works is to fill your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, and since I'd had success I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was now listening intently to my story. Somewhat horrified, the woman asked me if I poisoned myself by eating too much dog food. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car had hit me.
Be Quiet
You draw the skull and crossbones and you take the punishment but you have to be quiet. It's a library after all…
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Japanese tv
It's a simple concept really. Dress up a girl like a baby seal and then go visit the polar bear at the zoo. Japanese television strikes again.
X-Ray vision
Ever wonderd what Charlie Brown or Pikachu's skeletal system looks like?
This is an old one but I figured it was worth posting.
Hoops whoops
The most lopsided game of hoops I have ever heard of. At least they didn't get shut out.
Joke
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it.
He looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then, realizing his mistake, he says...
"Well, that's just great... some asshole's got my pen."
He looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then, realizing his mistake, he says...
"Well, that's just great... some asshole's got my pen."
Reviving Lake Michigan
A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans majestically across northern Wisconsin.
Chi Seen
MTV Asia's version of Jackass tries out human target practice with Roman candles.
The waterboy at the end is pretty funny.
The waterboy at the end is pretty funny.
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